RT @SoVeryAwkward: That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone and they use the door next to it.
I’m hoping @Storm34thetruth is the shit. Beavs need a RB that can get it done.
RT @TheOnion: NEWSWIRE: Trail Of Rose Petals Leads Wife To Sink Full Of Dishes http://t.co/Gq2hN3T6 #OnionFamily
RT @BrandonSprague: Douche? RT @kuykendm @BrandonSprague On a scale of 1 to ‘total jerk’, how smarmy will Chpster be at the halftime int …
RT @BrandonSprague: And he just made a 40-yarder. Wow…. Talk about multi-talented. The DE just hit it from a DISTANCE
RT @Wildaboutmusic: Watch #Community tonight because 1) it’s hilarious 2) it deserves a big audience 3) we DON’T want @KenJeong practici …
RT @BrandonSprague: Anybody know the record for most fouls called in a half of an OSU game? Winner gets an autographed John Hunt napkin
RT @H_Salamanca: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING …
RT @funnyorfact: My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But “in the end, it doesn’t even matter…”
